If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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