i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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