is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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