Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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