new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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