There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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