take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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