i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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