Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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