Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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