Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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