i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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