ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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