And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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