Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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