what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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