if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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