I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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