Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
i would one night stand the shit outta him
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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