Barsexuality is the new black.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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