Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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