i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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