At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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