My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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