Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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