You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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