So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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