I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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