I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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