wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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