why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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