READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Randomize
