And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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