I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.