I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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