she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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