So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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