I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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