Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
