next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Found your dick twin last night
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
His nipple licking is glorious
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