you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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