what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
one might say we're banned from that church
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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