I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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