She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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