My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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