WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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