Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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