we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
she peed on how many people?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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