i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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