I wish my penis had an off switch
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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