When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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