I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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