i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
