I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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