i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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