what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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