But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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