so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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