Moan for me like Helen Keller
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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